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"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President


The rant you are about to read is not exactly what I would call tactful, nor sugar-coated. They are my opinions, and mine alone. All those who want to flame are free. Just expect to be flamed back, because that's what freedom's all about. <3

Okay, I'm asuming that those of you reading have seen Phantom Planet. If not, and you don't want spoilers, hit the back button. :3 I don't want to spoil the goodness! <3

First of all, yes, I've sure you've all had your fill of hearing what others think of the show. I love it. Best episode/movie ever. End of story. <3

Now here's where Zoey starts getting ugly.

Over the past few HOURS (As well as since the moment the trailer for PP came out)there are massive gatherings of DxS haters all over the web, not just on DA. Now this wouldn't be nearly as annoying if they wouldn't be so bitchy-whiny, "wah wah I'mma cut myself" emo ranting. I know I'm being a hyprocrite right about now, but Hell if I care. <3

First of all, the whole "Danny and Sam were pushed together by Hartman, forcing his fans to endure something they don't like" crap is absolutely bogus. Danny and Sam have had a ton of moments together that's been slowly developing their friendship, and by no means PUSHING them together FORCEFULLY. Butch wouldn't do that to his characters, he loves them. And shove this in your face and eat it DxS haters - There are MUCH more DxS fans out there than any other pairing. I'm not saying it makes it right, but to have you all saying "It's not something anyone wants to see" is insane. Just like you. <3

I'm abusing the little <3 text emoticons. Oh well. <3

Second, your rants consisting of "Danny and Sam have no chemistry together" make about as much sense as your last "point", if it can be called that. This is also in line with the whole"Danny/[Insert name of other male character here] is the only pairing that actually makes sense" rant. Bite my shiny metal ass. No offense yaoi fans (Mostly Danny/Vlad), I've got my own yaoi pairings I love to death, but there aren't two male characters on DP that could be romantically involved together and make ANY sense staying true to Hartman's characters. Yaoi is fine. Yaoi can be extremely cute. But when you shove together two guys who have NO romantic inclination towards one another, it's BOGUS. I'm looking at you, Danny/Vlad fans. And Danny/Dash, but that fandom is quite a bit smaller. It's there though. But they both make about as much sense as eating cookie dough and ranch dressing together. WHY? It will only make you throw up.

All you saying "Oh you're just a true fan sucking up to Hartman", or "You only like DxS because they're canon", can, again, BITE ME. I'm by no means a "true fan". And I do not like pairing simply because they're "canon".

Get this through your thick skulls. Fans do not like a pairing because they're canon. Fans love a pairing, that just HAPPEN to be canon.

All you little emo DxS haters are just bitter because Danny has no romantic inclination towards anyone else but Sam. Well, maybe except Val, but she seems more like a "good friend" character. Plus she kicks ass. <3

AND GET THIS! OHMAIGAWD!

DANNY IS NOT GAY!

You can try to state otherwise, but I'll just rub the season finale ALL OVER YOUR FACE if you do. And it might give you a rash. <3

Oh, and stop whining and bitching that "Hartman ruined our love for the series with his awful DxS shipping! OH NOOOOES! *Cut*" Or, in a similar fashion, that "Hartman ruined our love for our favorite non-canon couple with Phantom Planet", or "I've lost my will to draw/write because of that awful canon!"

If you think a simple canon couple ruined the entire series for you, it shows how much you really never appreciate the show to begin with. Get a life. <3

DxS lovers are free to voice their opinions too. In fact, the more the merrier. <3



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Ciao y'all ;D

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